Fantasy Incall pt. 1

A completely secluded mountain home, not too far from a major city.  I would always have a full stock of wine and booze and farm fresh foods so I could provide a completely relaxing and rejuvenating experience for the urban-weary client.  There would be fireflies and hammocks and massage tables with mountain views with absolutely no mosquitoes (shut-up, it’s a fantasy).  I could hire a driver from the closest airport and offer breakfast in bed to help rehydrate the boys after a long night of wine and well, you know the second half of that equation.  On my vacation weeks I could entertain weary hikers off of the Appalachian Trail and share stories around the camp fire.

Solitude is sexy.

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